Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
It this not the most NSFW commercial ever or what
WOW
After watching this, it kind of made me wonder how many takes did they use for the "money shot". Since I assume they had to shake the shit out of the bottle and then put her mouth on it (LOL) without it spilling. On top that she had hold in all the gas and sprite. Nonetheless this is some legendary commercial, just too bad it got cut.
Kitchen Appliance Hypebeast
If you don't think such "person" exists well then you haven't met my mother. It just seems that ever since we moved in to this house 5 or 6 years ago she's been buying and buying a lot of random kitchen appliances. I swear the god we have at least 3 "multi-functional" rice cookers. That's not even it, we have a soup maker, a waffle maker, a "rediculously" non-stick pan, a magic bullet, a big ass (most industrial size) juicer, 2 george foreman grills, 2 blenders, 2 coffee makers and just recently a bread maker. This is just the starting line up, I haven't even looked downstairs in the basement for the retirement players yet. But damn ever since a few weeks ago when I lent my friend our waffle maker I noticed how many random kitchen appliance we have out in the kitchen. Am I crazy of is everybody's house like this. But forreal though they're all like her toys, she brings some new stuff every other week and makes a load of shit with it (depending on what it is of course).
"Tectronics"
I am actually watching this episode of BB right now, I just had to pause and post this part up. During the "POV (Power of Veto)" competition where the house guest had to pop the pimples to collect letters and to spell the longest word they possible can. Jeff one of the house guest playing in the competition just admitted he's not much of a "speller" and that he can't even text the right words on his phone for the spell check to come up. Well when the competition was over, this was what he spelled "TECTRONICS". SMFH.
"Mock"busters
Now you're probably going "WTF", that's the same reaction I had when I stumbled upon those trailers last night. I wanted to laugh, but at the same time I was so puzzled at how these could be movies, legit movies. I honestly didn't believe these were real at all. They are not the funniest things I've seen on before but damn, seriously "Transmorphers". So I did some digging via. Wikipedia and found this.
"The Asylum (the company that made "Transmorphers") is an American film studio and distributor which focuses on producing low-budget, usually direct-to-video productions. The studio is best known for producing titles which appear to capitalize on productions by major studios. These titles have been dubbed "mockbusters" by the press."So after reading that it wasn't as funny anymore and then I found this I was like "holy crap! look at all the movies they've made"
I am going to start downloading some of these and watch, just for the hell of it. Also for the fact that they're so low budget that they look funny as hell.
“The Mighty Ducks didn’t disappoint Emilio Estevez”
I thought this wouldn't see the light of day for another few days but I guess not. Within' minutes of the premiere I think it already crashed VideoOnSmash.com. Anyways you know I am a huge fan of this dude, c'mon I watched Degrassi (old and TNG). But while I was watching this I wasn't sure how I felt about it because it looked mad corny and cut and pasted together with tons of BOOBs. Then around the 3:13 mark when Fab and Trey do their best Craig & Smokey impersonation from Friday "dammmmmmmm". Oh right the little speech at the end was jokes too. "Take that D, Take that D, Take it like the Champions that you are" "You all know what you can do in 2 minutes". Not too shabby, nice metaphor with the girls and the basketball team but Kanye dropped the ball on this. Until the next single.
This is borderline comical
This is even more cruel than the last "cruel" post I made
The homie Will, posted this the other day and had me dying for a minute. So I figure I share. It's a video which the host, the mom and the neighbours join forces to prank these kids. Who thinks they have what it takes to take on zombies. The subtitles and the facial expressions on these kids are golden. But this is really cruel to play a joke like that on these kids, if it was me I'd be traumatized for life.
RON RON
I am sorry but this is too funny, this is vintage Ron Artest. The man just speaks his mind and doesn't give a fuck about nothing. He may sound like an idiot but really...I dare you to tell that man he's a fool and see what happens.
The Reaction
The Reaction
UPDATE:
Post Game Interview: "I've been there before" Edition
From High School fuckery
What we do at 3am in the morning! Van Hopping
...and who can forget about my awesome convincing skills by talking Pun to do this shit
GOOD TIMES
GOOD TIMES
Mannnn...this kid is wylin! LOL!
Watch your daughters because in a few years, this kid is gonn be tearing shit down in the club and stealing your little princesses!
Who is this?!
Dude looks like a friggen stick, barely recognizable. Anybody who needs to lose some LBs holla at him, because he went from looking like a beluga whale (his words from Zack and Mary) to a skinny looking guy whose head is now too big for his body.
PS. I hope nobody tried to click on the play button, because it's just a picture.
