Kitchen Appliance Hypebeast

If you don't think such "person" exists well then you haven't met my mother. It just seems that ever since we moved in to this house 5 or 6 years ago she's been buying and buying a lot of random kitchen appliances. I swear the god we have at least 3 "multi-functional" rice cookers. That's not even it, we have a soup maker, a waffle maker, a "rediculously" non-stick pan, a magic bullet, a big ass (most industrial size) juicer, 2 george foreman grills, 2 blenders, 2 coffee makers and just recently a bread maker. This is just the starting line up, I haven't even looked downstairs in the basement for the retirement players yet. But damn ever since a few weeks ago when I lent my friend our waffle maker I noticed how many random kitchen appliance we have out in the kitchen. Am I crazy of is everybody's house like this. But forreal though they're all like her toys, she brings some new stuff every other week and makes a load of shit with it (depending on what it is of course).

The Open Happiness

This turned out really dope, definitely one of those songs that will bring a smile to your face.

It's July

These guys kill me LOL!

"Tectronics"

I am actually watching this episode of BB right now, I just had to pause and post this part up. During the "POV (Power of Veto)" competition where the house guest had to pop the pimples to collect letters and to spell the longest word they possible can. Jeff one of the house guest playing in the competition just admitted he's not much of a "speller" and that he can't even text the right words on his phone for the spell check to come up. Well when the competition was over, this was what he spelled "TECTRONICS". SMFH.

"Mock"busters

Transmorphers

Transmorphers: The Fall of Man

Now you're probably going "WTF", that's the same reaction I had when I stumbled upon those trailers last night. I wanted to laugh, but at the same time I was so puzzled at how these could be movies, legit movies. I honestly didn't believe these were real at all. They are not the funniest things I've seen on before but damn, seriously "Transmorphers". So I did some digging via. Wikipedia and found this.

"The Asylum (the company that made "Transmorphers") is an American film studio and distributor which focuses on producing low-budget, usually direct-to-video productions. The studio is best known for producing titles which appear to capitalize on productions by major studios. These titles have been dubbed "mockbusters" by the press."

So after reading that it wasn't as funny anymore and then I found this I was like "holy crap! look at all the movies they've made"

I am going to start downloading some of these and watch, just for the hell of it. Also for the fact that they're so low budget that they look funny as hell.

Repost: Introducing "darkmatters"

What's up everybody, welcome to our page (don't laugh I know that sounded funny). "darkmatters" is a small toy company founded by yours truly along a few good friends of mine. What we are trying to do with "darkmatters" is to work with different artists within Toronto to promote their art/bring them to life so to speak and to establish us as a Toronto based toy company. What started out as a normal conversation about our summers soon turned into discussions about the possibilities of starting and running our own business. A few months later and after countless hours dedicated to this project I am proud to say we are within arms reach from the starting line and officially dive ourselves into "the toy making business" (I know that sounded funny also). Initially starting out, I had some doubts of making all of this a possibility, because 1) we had no idea what we are doing or should be doing, 2) we needed funding 3) and as the old saying goes "never go into business with your friends". But turns out those obstacles were not as difficult to iron out as we had originally thought and honestly the team that we have (Dexter, Jeremy, Teddy, Jefford + Paddy) there's no other people I would do this with then them. Most of them I know for a very long time now (except for Jefford) and I trust them all, because at the end of the day that's all we can rely on is trusting in each other to make this all work.

With this site as well as our Twitter page, you can see updates from members of the team. We'll try to keep this as up to date as possible. With our first models coming soon, as well as various sketch ideas of upcoming projects, there should be a lot of interesting materials popping up soon. So keep your eyes peeled.

On the first train to Mexico

You could see me reaching
So why couldn't you have
Met me halfway
You could see me bleeding
But you could not put
Pressure on the wound

You only think about yourself
You only think about yourself
You'd better bend before I go
On the first train to Mexico

You could see me breathing
But you still kept
Your hand over my mouth
You could feel me seething
But you just turned
Your nose up in the air

You only think about yourself
You only think about yourself
You'd better bend before I go
On the first train to Mexico

You only think about yourself
You only think about yourself
You'd better bend before I go
On the first train to Mexico

Skip Bayless rips LeBron a new one

I didn't want to do this but...

I was just around browsing through my links when I noticed someone had left me a comment my previous post. I am always happy to receive comments and feedback from people. Then when I open the link, it turned out to be (pardon the language) some pussy ass fucktard who has so much time to leech on my site and call me names.

Now if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. Even if you still choose to say it, please leave a name so I can holler at you. Don't pull some pussy move by calling me a fucking herb and leave your name out. Also if you're reading this, I hope to direct your attention to the little hit counter at the bottom left hand corner of the page. In case you don't know what that is, it's a stat counter that tracks the traffic going through my page. There's a log there with date and time, listings with IP addresses where I can find out who and where you are.

So please, leave me more comments. Leave a name for me this time too, but then again I don't need your name to figure out who you are.


PS. I know who you are!

The commercial gets me everytime